VETERANS DAY SUX IT RAINED NO SUN IM STILL IN BED I HAVE NO MICROWAVE SO I HAVE TO WAIT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES FOR A FROZEN CHICKEN POT PIE TO COOK LIFE IS PAIN DEATH IS SWEET RELEASE I BET THE PIE WILL BURN MY MOUTH I GUESS FEELING SCORCHING POT PIE FILLING IS BETTER THAN THE EMPTINESS I FEEL BUT WHAT IF I DONT FEEL THE HEAT CUZ MY MOUTH IS AS NUMB AS THE REST OF ME FEELS RITE NOW?? JESUS....

im sick what a bad idea
my life is nothing but regret

What am I supposed to do when I can't tell if it's my body that smells bad or my sheets? I guess I'll sleep on it.

Jesus, I wish I at least had the self-respect/decency to put my fucking jeans on before I run to the bathroom to puke up a whole bottle of wine. Oh well I guess it's true what they say. You are what you drink. A whole fucking bottle of whine.

Eventually everything gets depressing.

I've been doing a lot of thinking and what if I released a series of full-length golf country club comedies the first being PAR, then PAR TOO: PAR TEE, PAR THREE, and finally PAR FOUR: THE COURSE?? I think it is important that when you have a dream or really great idea, you hold it tight in your hand and never let it go... Even if you squeeze too hard accidentally crushing it in the process. I think maybe Jamie Kennedy would be in the first Par movie and then just a guy who looks like him in the rest. OR MAYBE Jamie Kennedy dressed in prosthetics and makeup to LOOK like a guy who looks like Jamie Kennedy!!!!

I can't get out of bed until I take my daily multivitamin.
I can't take my daily multivitamin until I eat some food.
I can't eat some food until I get out of bed.

This could be it guys.