I've been doing a lot of thinking and what if I released a series of full-length golf country club comedies the first being PAR, then PAR TOO: PAR TEE, PAR THREE, and finally PAR FOUR: THE COURSE?? I think it is important that when you have a dream or really great idea, you hold it tight in your hand and never let it go... Even if you squeeze too hard accidentally crushing it in the process. I think maybe Jamie Kennedy would be in the first Par movie and then just a guy who looks like him in the rest. OR MAYBE Jamie Kennedy dressed in prosthetics and makeup to LOOK like a guy who looks like Jamie Kennedy!!!!

I can't get out of bed until I take my daily multivitamin.
I can't take my daily multivitamin until I eat some food.
I can't eat some food until I get out of bed.

This could be it guys.

After reading my previous post a few hundred times, I think the only way I could die happy would be if the sun were to explode or the earth just imploded or something long and drawn out but everyone goes at the same time. I don't know it would be pretty comforting I guess, but I mean once it happens it's not like it really matters I guess what I am saying is that I want to live to be 1,000 then die in my sleep being embraced by all of my descendants.

Oh my god. After you die everyone else keeps living. How do I know this? I know a handful of people who have died. What does this mean? I'm not sure. I get really heavy chested when I try to think about it though. I think I'll eat another bagel.

I forgot to eat breakfast then I drank a bunch of coffee. I can't stop shaking. I think I'll eat an apple and a bagel.

If it takes me two hours to get out of bed do you think I need to go to the hospital? At least if I was in a hospital bed I wouldn't feel like such a lazy piece of shit. Maybe I should buy a hospital bed for my bedroom?

What if I forget how to breathe in my sleep??????

Every time some one expects something out of me, I let them down. When do you think people will catch on to what an unreliable human being I really am???

How much bile can one man release???

There is a sore on the roof of my mouth. I hope it's not infected I guess...

I wish I had a job. I wish I had something. Jesus.

I feel an intense pressure on my chest making it impossible to breathe deep. I ate a salad. It's not helping. I feel like shit; is this the end??